Archive for August 20th, 2011

A Little Gallows Humor

Pretty funny, from John at Ad Orientum:

  • Banks are now sending out pre-declined credit card notices
  • When I hit the drive thru the other day the kid in the window asked me “can you afford fries with this?”
  • The latest big business deals are now being made on the 18th hole at Bert’s mini-golf.
  • If your bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds” you have to call them to clarify whether they meant you or the bank.
  • Stock prices are higher for Hot Wheels and Matchbox than GM.
  • Parents in Beverly Hills and Hollywood are firing their nannies and learning their kids’ names.
  • A truckload of Americans were caught trying to sneak into Mexico.
  • Dick Cheney took his broker hunting.
  • Motel Six is no longer leaving the light on for you.
  • The Mob is laying off judges
  • A buddy was so depressed about the state of the country and the economy that he called the suicide prevention line.  He was connected to a call center in Pakistan.  When he told them he was having suicidal thoughts they got very excited and asked if he could drive a truck.

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Naming Mr Fox to guard the henhouse, good old Obama names Mansato executive to FDA:


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