(Reality Alert: This is not satire. I did not make this up.)
At his victory party after winning the Illinois primary, Mitt Romney said that, realizing he had no clean shirt for the appearance, he had washed his shirt in the sink of his hotel room, and dried it with an iron. A reporter noted that the shirt appeared freshly pressed.
Like I said, I did not make this up. If I had, I would have had the governor say “I couldn’t find an iron or a hair dryer, so I blew on it until it was dry”.)
