Pretty funny, from John at Ad Orientum:
- Banks are now sending out pre-declined credit card notices
- When I hit the drive thru the other day the kid in the window asked me “can you afford fries with this?”
- The latest big business deals are now being made on the 18th hole at Bert’s mini-golf.
- If your bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds” you have to call them to clarify whether they meant you or the bank.
- Stock prices are higher for Hot Wheels and Matchbox than GM.
- Parents in Beverly Hills and Hollywood are firing their nannies and learning their kids’ names.
- A truckload of Americans were caught trying to sneak into Mexico.
- Dick Cheney took his broker hunting.
- Motel Six is no longer leaving the light on for you.
- The Mob is laying off judges
- A buddy was so depressed about the state of the country and the economy that he called the suicide prevention line. He was connected to a call center in Pakistan. When he told them he was having suicidal thoughts they got very excited and asked if he could drive a truck.
